Action Figures Lyrics
by Sam Lachow
Eighth grade, I made a bold choice.
Get rich, put dubs in a dubs in a Rolls Royce.
No choice but to analyze the things I read,
I had dreams of bad women and king sized beds.
But until then I've gotta hustle,
til then I gotta grind.
Need a little mind of mind
and a little bit of muscle.
But instead I'm still waking up in Serari's
Rapping is my job but party is the prize
Yeah I love scotch, scotchey, scotch, scotch.
Zero diamonds in my watchey watch watch.
Jerkin' off and playin' eenie meenie miny moo,
Mommy always told me I should work harder than I do.
Sammy Lachow, here, and all his rapper friends
Do we wanna fuck or fight? Well that depends.
The guest list offends us and this bunch here brought 20 bottles for the party, put the rest upstairs.
Let me tell you little' something bout us.
What are you waiting for, hell nothing.
Look, I'm smoother than Sinatra with a coaster.
Told these little niggas I'm a coach'em
Had the wrong approach try to get up in my chocha
He know my shit is dope but he can't handle what he's supposed to.
To fuck with this you need a tow-truck, to fuck that bitch you need 'bout 4 bucks. Little slut, suck a dick for cold cuts.
Don't you wanna be like mami when you grown up?
While I'm getting rowdy, always down to get it toe-up.
I'm just rollin in some dough-ja,
I be getting green like I'm supposed to.
I be lookin' mean in that poster.
Drop top, make that shit hot for the hoses.
Top-notch bitch too clean like them vogues is.
Hot-box pics that we posted
Fresh kicks thanks to the hoe-bitch.
Got a death wish, I'm reloaded.
too devoted, you demoted.
And I'm the coldest, and you can quote this.
Back in the building like I never left the building.
I'm playing with Santino, got bats like I'm Bambino.
I'm friends with a Philipino who loves to quote Tarantino, "Swatch, it's your birthday"
Christopher Walkin' away.
My wifed up friends locked in a cage,
Brain crazy got me lost in her face, she's really knocking em down.
Carly gosh damnit I'm proud.
They call me S------ammy Lachow.
Yeah I like drugs, druggy drug drugs.
Went and bought em for my pluggy plug plugs.
People tell me slow down
I don't want to slow up
Keep it one hundred like I'm one double donut
I'm a Rico Suave
Learn bout me a sweet hoe, darlin
Bring me a miso and wasabi
It's so amazing, bring me back to the 80's
Whattup gangsters, hello ladies
(Thanks to Maggie for these lyrics)
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